Tips For Fixing The Nation’s Education System

Satire or Reality?

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Public schools throughout the nation continue to contend with budget shortfalls and insufficient classroom resources, while U.S. test scores remain far behind those of many other developed nations. Here are measures that can be taken to fix America’s troubled education system:

  • Discourage teacher turnover by downplaying the importance of having money and respect
  • Toss Northrop Grumman another $4.5 billion and see what kind of curriculum it pumps out
  • Cut losses and reallocate funding to nation’s prison system

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