Elementary Schoolers Depressed After Getting Look At Voters Filing Out Of Gymnasium

Reblogged from the ONION

Looking out their classroom windows at the masses of dejected and weary adults throughout the school day, students at Lincoln Eliot Elementary School told reporters this afternoon that they could not help but feel deeply depressed after catching sight of local voters filing out of their school’s gymnasium. “They look so sad,” said second-grader Tyler Quinn… Read more>>