Master my understanding of adolescent brain development.

Train my students what to do if someone invades our sense of security.

Vomit, thinking of the violent state of our schools.

Show compassion for a student experiencing puberty.

Pick up trash or forgotten material.

Decide what objectives, essential questions, and behavior goals to write on the board.

Prepare and give validation for testing: SAT, ACT, AP, all state-mandates.

Source: List: Excuse Me While I Teach Your Child, But First I Must… – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency